S3E14 - Its Always Tax Time

February 12, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... lots of talking. The Bad Humanoids continue with their much needed respite, after their harrowing encounter with a Blood Priest in the last room. 

Nero observes his surroundings, and later makes a long-distance call. Nathaniel studies his notes, Jurm connects some dots, and Alan Davenport audits the Basilica for insurance liabilities. 

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!

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S3E13 - A Much Needed Rest

February 5, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids take a much needed rest. After many harrowing levels of the basillica, they find themselves exhausted, with the weight of their last battle heavy upon their souls.

Tere is NOTHING easy about drowning a man in a pool of blood. And the Bad Humanoids have this and more to dicsuss on this latest episode of Dump Stats! Lets get psuedo-philosophical! Or not!

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S3E12 - Shaman Bloody Shaman

January 29, 2018

After a harrowing climb to the the next section of the Basilica, the Bad Humanoids and friends venture deeper into this maze of treachery and deceit. 

Tonight, the gang rests, explores the next tier of the basilica, explores a graveyard, meets a Shaman, checks in with the other Captain Crowley, and ultimately bumbles their way through a solid hour of roleplaying hijinx. 

Thanks for listening to Dump Stats! The Podcast!

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S3E11 - Movin’ On Up

January 22, 2018

Previously on Dump Stats, after stumbling into an obvious trap, and defeating the first form of the demon Shardoq, the Bad Humanoids have an elevator to catch. Nathaniel, Nero, Jurm, Sneak, Pepri and Mirantha all ascend the basilica, and BE AFRAID, because this elevator has NOT been inspected by Cherie Berry. 

WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NICE THINGS BOB!?!?!?

Find on on Dump Stats! Thanks for listening!

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S3E10 - Shardoq

January 15, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats...

After facing down their fears in level nine, our heroes are starting to get weary. Now, the Bad Humanoids enter the tenth level of the Basilica, and find another dangerous encounter. Is it a trap? Most certainly! If it wasn't a trap, this wouldn't be Dump Stats!

Climb to the top of the dungeon in this brand new Dump Stats!

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S3E9 - Fear Itself

January 8, 2018

Previously, on Dump Stats...after balancing the Scales of Sacrifice, the Bad Humanoids learn more about Vaska, Velia, Willow and other players in this cosmic struggle of past and future. Later, Jurm reveals a piece of his past.

Tonight, the Bad Humanoids face the most challenging foe of all...and I'm not talking about a Gravlanx. 

Welcome back! We hope you all had a Happy Vaskañar! Thanks for being patient, and without further delay, the latest episode of Dump Stats!

 

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S3E8 - The Scales of Sacrifice

December 18, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

After narrowly surviving a riot at a wasteland arena, the Bad Humanoids push on through the Basillica. They are challenged with a puzzle, and learn a thing or two about sacrifices, and asking for help. Later, the gang learns a bit more about the Followers of Aleis, and the politics of Candera. Even later still, the Bad Humanoids look within themselves and get their ascension on!

Will they ever make it through this dungeon? And will they ever be the same? Find out on Dump Stats!

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S3E7 - Thank You! (Thank You!)

December 11, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The Bad Humanoids press on into the Basillica of St. Jermaine, where a new puzzle awaits them. Jurm makes a bet, Nero struggles with his magic, and Nathaniel meets the locals. But where are they? And more importantly when?

Things get loopy on this episode of Dump Stats!

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S3E6 - Gods, Lies & Cataclysms

December 4, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The Bad Humanoids press on through the Basillica of St. Jermaine, stumbling through traps, battles and riddles of otherworldly proportions. They have been presented with a puzzling prophecy, defeated a mechanical army, danced with memories and fought a masked villain from another planet.

What awaits them in the next level of this devious dungeon? Is any of this real? Is it all an elaborate ruse? What is Aleis's part in this grand cosmic nightmare? Most importantly, will any of them make it out alive?

Unravel the mystery on this episode of Dump Stats...

 

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S3E5 - The Masked Terrorist (ft. ‘Lil Milish)

November 27, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The Bad Humanoids continue their quest through the Basillica of St. Jermaine. With each level revealing more about the mysterious temple, our heroes must endure challenges of mind, body and spirit if they hope to unravel the whole mystery.

Will they make it out alive? Will Nathaniels mother be at the end of this maze? Will the Bad Humanoids grow closer together? Further apart? Implode? Explode? Find out on this episode of Dump Stats!

Y'all come back now!

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