S3E4 - Velía Was a Bullfrog

November 20, 2017

We're back! And only a few hours late this time! 

After finding his childhood home, Gampstead Heath, all but abandoned, Nero and the Bad Humanoids set off to find the Basillica of St. Jermaine. On the advice of Turt Brockman, Nero's lifelong butler and caretaker, the gang gears up at Brimley's the local Super Store. 

After a healthy debate about labor laws and the ethics of unions, the Bad Humanoids (ft. Sneak) take advantage of rolled back prices and acquire some new gear.

After dodging some Royal inquiries, they take shelter at a tavern where they meet two strangers and one living fart, (a dwarf, a human and a pompus elf, respectively). They call themselves the Followers of Aleis, and claim to know the Bad Humanoids by reputation, and more importantly they know the way to the basillica.

But, can they be trusted? Who knows? For now, Nathanial is keeping his family tree a secret from the newcomers, as they set off in search of Nathanials mother and the Basillica of St. Jermaine...

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S3E3 - The Order of Aleis

November 13, 2017

Welcome back to Dump Stats, voted Most Plagued with Technical Difficulties by Podcast Quarterly! Thank you all for your patience, we are finally back!

On tonight's episode, the Bad Humanoids enter a tavern...thats it! Just kidding, tonight, the plot thickens as the gang enters a local New Gampshire tavern disguised as Royal Soldiers and their prisoners, the old Half-Orc/Halfling prisoner trick! Here they search for answers about the mysterious lost Basillica and their enigmatic hand-drawn map!

Lets see if they put their new Brimley's gear to the test!

It's good to be back y'all!

 

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S3E2 - Welcome to Brimley’s

October 23, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

After avoiding a squad of Royal Army goons at Gampstead Heath, The Bad Humanoids set off towards Brimley's, the wonderful superstore in New Gampshire. They have everything from bait & tackle to waffle makers to magic weapons and armor!

Unfortunately, the employees are not unionized, and its hard to make a living wage with only part time work available.

All this and more on Dump Stats!!!

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S3E1 - The Mad Humanoids

October 16, 2017

Last time on Dump Stats, after finally making it safely to New Gampshire, the Bad Humanoids realize that something isn't quite right at Gampstead Heath. Nero's chilhood home is abandoned, except for his aging butler Turt Brocket (I know, just let it go).

While Turt is a welcome sight, Nero's family is nowhere to be found... As if this weren't frightening enough, Nero experiences visions of dead friends and family, all giving him cryptic warnings and vague threats.

There's something rotten in New Gampshire, and the Bad Humanoids are on the case!

Welcome to Season 3!

 

 

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S2 Recap - Talking Dumps

October 9, 2017

Tonight on the first ever talk show about our own show hosted by NOT Chris Hardwick. It's Talking Dumps!

Listen as the Bad Humanoids talk about the highs and lows of seasons 1 and 2 and catch everyone up on the goings on in the world of Dump Stats!

Thanks to all our devoted listeners who are literally keeping this show alive!

Also, this was our first remote Skype recording so it may sound slightly off, but it's certainly not our worst!

Season 3 starting sooooooooooooon!

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S2 - Gag Reel!

September 25, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

It's a gag reel! A compilation of all the nonsense and bits that were just too dumb or distracting to fit into the main episodes. Considering all the dumb stuff we allow into our episodes, be prepared for some INCREDIBLY nonsensical shenanigans in this gag reel!

Also, GET READY TO DANCE! 

Also, also, Season 3 recording is already underway, so get AMPed for the Season 3 premiere coming sooner than you think!

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S2E23 - That Is The Question…

September 18, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats!

After burying their companion and guide, Eldeth, the Bad Humanoids mourn in the only way they know how...BOAT PROM! During this pre-battle, post-funeral, Dwarven Wake of sorts, the Bad Humanoids have a magical night under the stars. 

The next morning, they take flight in the Drake's Sigh with a heading toward New Gampshire, to reclaim Nero's seat family home. Along the way, the gang shares secrets, makes plans, and gets into general Bad Humanoid-esque hijinx!

What will be waiting for them at Gampstead Heath? And who? Will their plan succeed? Do they have a plan? 

Find out on the season 2 finale of Dump Stats!

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S2E22 - Funerals

September 11, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The Bad Humanoids bury their companion Eldeth, their traitor AceBuzz, and their feelings with alcohol and song. Its a pretty heavy episode. Get ready dawgs.

Nero investigates Stellan's old book. Nathaniel and Sneak discuss their family history, Jurm reminds the crew that he's cool and the Bad Humanoids make a plan, a real plan this time, guys! 

Keep istening and check out all our episodes!

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S2E21 - The Calm After the Storm

September 4, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats!

We got a dead body over here! With the hunt for the traitor among the Bad Humanoids over, a new hunt begins: the hunt for the person who KILLED the traitor! It never ends! With Mordecurr's true nature revealed, the Bad Humanoids have their work cut out for them. 

Nero learns a new spell, Nathaniel broods, and Jurm and Gugnir share a pint (barrel) of Royal Ale. 

Out of game, some of our wonderful listeners say their farewells to Mike as he whisks himself away to the mountains. 

We love you all very much! Keep listening! We need your love and attention!

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S2E20 - Tiny Little Crying Man

August 28, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The battle is over. The Bad Humanoids are victorious...but at what cost?

Eldeth Smashington has perished, AceBuzz is arrested for treason, and the Christopher's Cross has been lost to Hambone's Pocket (this universe's equivalent of Davy Jones' Locker (it sunk)).

The Bad Humanoids get comfortable on their new ship, captured Royal Navy Destroyer Alfonso V, and begin their interrogation of AceBuzz. AceBuzz claims "the Devil made me do it" and blames his traitorous actions on Jeff of Wizard House, who is known to have the power to control the wills of others. Could it be true? Or will he say anything to escape justice?

Ace claims that he is haunted by visions of Jeff, and has no memory of his deception. He claims Jeff is in the very same room right now, even though he has been presumed dead for some time...now who does that remind you of?

Meanwhile, Mordecurr rots in the brig, awaiting her own interrogation. Who is she? Where the heck is her heart? Thats not a metaphor, she literally has no heart! Where is it? Who knows?

Find out tonight on this episode of Dump Stats!

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