S3E22 - Going to Water

April 16, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats...after learning more about Nero's connection with the Carrion Queen, and barely escaping the wrath of the Five Headed Dragon, Nero decides to call in some help, and summons a Genie. 

In the next room, Jurm has a crisis of faith, and nearly turns against his own allies. Alliances are tested, wishes are granted, beers are opened, and as always, taxes are filed. What will await them further in the Basilica of St. Jermaine?

Find out on Dump Stats...

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S3E21 - Funny Business

April 10, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids nurse their wounds after their perilous battle with the Five Statues. After pulling out his literal trump card to defeat the beast, Nero learns about his connection to the Carrion Queen from Bean Hilltopple. With Mirantha severely injured, the Bad Humanoids plan their next move, and push forward into the basilica. 

This week... Jurm takes notes, Nathaniel opens up new class options, Nero summons a creature, and Sneak takes a power nap. Later, the Bad Humanoids make their wishlists, and as per usual, endure a crisis of faith.

Thanks for listening!

 

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S3E20 - The Five Headed Dragon Pt. III

April 2, 2018

Previously on Dump Stats...

The Bad Humanoids are locked in a treacherous battle with the Five Statues: Envy, Pride, Wrath, Deceit and Vanity. After dispatching two of the devious villains, the remaining three have morphed into a gargantuan hybrid, towering over our heros and their summoned triceratops. 

When we last left them, Jurm was climbing up the creatures back, Nathaniel was trying to keep it controlled with stun bolts, Nero had summoned a second triceratops and an anti-magic field, Sneak was healing as best he can, Pepri was getting knocked around, and Mirantha was surprising everyone with unexpected magical abilities.

I promise this fight will end soon...on Dump Stats!

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S3E19 - Five Headed Dragon Pt. II

March 26, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats...the Battle of the Five Statues/Dragons/Sins continues. After dispatching two of their foes, the Bad Humanoids are about to learn that these baddies have a few more tricks up their sleeves.

Who will still be standing when the battle is through? Find out tonight on Dump Stats...

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S3E18 - Five Headed Dragon Pt. I

March 12, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... After solving a puzzle in te last room of the Basilica, the Bad Humanoids are attacked by the statues they so carefully put in place just moments before. Nero summons a monster, Jurm uses his Damage Resistance, and Nathaniel sings some John Mayer!

Just as the Bad Humanoids begin their battle, the battle for the Alabama Senate comes to a close as Doug Jones defeats alleged pedophile Roy Moore. 

Can evil be defeated both inside the game and out? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

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S3E17 - Choices

March 5, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids push on through the Basilica. In the last episode, Nero entered a strange portal and found his old acquaintance Bean Hilltopple waiting for him. They discussed Nero's past and his future, as well as the fate of Aleis. 

Now, tune in to see what the portal has in store for the rest of the Bad Humanoids!

Thanks for listening all you Bad Humanites out there!

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S3E16 - Scrimp Stats (or Talking Scrimps)

February 26, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... After making some shocking discoveries about Rax, David and King Alfonso, the Bad Humanoids prepare to take on the rest of the Basilica. Jurm learns about some ancient artifacts. Nero makes a long distance call, and the gang all get creh and start messing around with some portals. 

Also, Bob talks like and old cajun shrimpboat captain.

All this and more on Dump Stats!

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S3E15 - Revelations (Or Another Damn Puzzle)

February 19, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids make some startling discoveries about the nature of their enemies, their deities, their mentors and even themselves. Destiny has brought them together for a reason...but they haven't quite figured out what that reason is.

More intrigue, more puzzles, more history, more religion...more Dump Stats!!!!

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S3E14 - Its Always Tax Time

February 12, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... lots of talking. The Bad Humanoids continue with their much needed respite, after their harrowing encounter with a Blood Priest in the last room. 

Nero observes his surroundings, and later makes a long-distance call. Nathaniel studies his notes, Jurm connects some dots, and Alan Davenport audits the Basilica for insurance liabilities. 

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!

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S3E13 - A Much Needed Rest

February 5, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats, the Bad Humanoids take a much needed rest. After many harrowing levels of the basillica, they find themselves exhausted, with the weight of their last battle heavy upon their souls.

Tere is NOTHING easy about drowning a man in a pool of blood. And the Bad Humanoids have this and more to dicsuss on this latest episode of Dump Stats! Lets get psuedo-philosophical! Or not!

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