S3E1 - The Mad Humanoids

October 16, 2017

Last time on Dump Stats, after finally making it safely to New Gampshire, the Bad Humanoids realize that something isn't quite right at Gampstead Heath. Nero's chilhood home is abandoned, except for his aging butler Turt Brocket (I know, just let it go).

While Turt is a welcome sight, Nero's family is nowhere to be found... As if this weren't frightening enough, Nero experiences visions of dead friends and family, all giving him cryptic warnings and vague threats.

There's something rotten in New Gampshire, and the Bad Humanoids are on the case!

Welcome to Season 3!

 

 

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S2 Recap - Talking Dumps

October 9, 2017

Tonight on the first ever talk show about our own show hosted by NOT Chris Hardwick. It's Talking Dumps!

Listen as the Bad Humanoids talk about the highs and lows of seasons 1 and 2 and catch everyone up on the goings on in the world of Dump Stats!

Thanks to all our devoted listeners who are literally keeping this show alive!

Also, this was our first remote Skype recording so it may sound slightly off, but it's certainly not our worst!

Season 3 starting sooooooooooooon!

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S2 - Gag Reel!

September 25, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

It's a gag reel! A compilation of all the nonsense and bits that were just too dumb or distracting to fit into the main episodes. Considering all the dumb stuff we allow into our episodes, be prepared for some INCREDIBLY nonsensical shenanigans in this gag reel!

Also, GET READY TO DANCE! 

Also, also, Season 3 recording is already underway, so get AMPed for the Season 3 premiere coming sooner than you think!

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S2E23 - That Is The Question…

September 18, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats!

After burying their companion and guide, Eldeth, the Bad Humanoids mourn in the only way they know how...BOAT PROM! During this pre-battle, post-funeral, Dwarven Wake of sorts, the Bad Humanoids have a magical night under the stars. 

The next morning, they take flight in the Drake's Sigh with a heading toward New Gampshire, to reclaim Nero's seat family home. Along the way, the gang shares secrets, makes plans, and gets into general Bad Humanoid-esque hijinx!

What will be waiting for them at Gampstead Heath? And who? Will their plan succeed? Do they have a plan? 

Find out on the season 2 finale of Dump Stats!

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S2E22 - Funerals

September 11, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The Bad Humanoids bury their companion Eldeth, their traitor AceBuzz, and their feelings with alcohol and song. Its a pretty heavy episode. Get ready dawgs.

Nero investigates Stellan's old book. Nathaniel and Sneak discuss their family history, Jurm reminds the crew that he's cool and the Bad Humanoids make a plan, a real plan this time, guys! 

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S2E21 - The Calm After the Storm

September 4, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats!

We got a dead body over here! With the hunt for the traitor among the Bad Humanoids over, a new hunt begins: the hunt for the person who KILLED the traitor! It never ends! With Mordecurr's true nature revealed, the Bad Humanoids have their work cut out for them. 

Nero learns a new spell, Nathaniel broods, and Jurm and Gugnir share a pint (barrel) of Royal Ale. 

Out of game, some of our wonderful listeners say their farewells to Mike as he whisks himself away to the mountains. 

We love you all very much! Keep listening! We need your love and attention!

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S2E20 - Tiny Little Crying Man

August 28, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The battle is over. The Bad Humanoids are victorious...but at what cost?

Eldeth Smashington has perished, AceBuzz is arrested for treason, and the Christopher's Cross has been lost to Hambone's Pocket (this universe's equivalent of Davy Jones' Locker (it sunk)).

The Bad Humanoids get comfortable on their new ship, captured Royal Navy Destroyer Alfonso V, and begin their interrogation of AceBuzz. AceBuzz claims "the Devil made me do it" and blames his traitorous actions on Jeff of Wizard House, who is known to have the power to control the wills of others. Could it be true? Or will he say anything to escape justice?

Ace claims that he is haunted by visions of Jeff, and has no memory of his deception. He claims Jeff is in the very same room right now, even though he has been presumed dead for some time...now who does that remind you of?

Meanwhile, Mordecurr rots in the brig, awaiting her own interrogation. Who is she? Where the heck is her heart? Thats not a metaphor, she literally has no heart! Where is it? Who knows?

Find out tonight on this episode of Dump Stats!

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S2E19 - Sleepless In Sea Battle III: Hambone’s Pocket

August 21, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The gripping conclusion to the epic Sleepless In Sea Battle series. After being betrayed by one of their own, the Bad Humanoids are nearly hanged by Royal Officer Mordecurr, a very serious individual. Now, after narrowly escaping the gallows, and learning some secrets about their parents, the Bad Humanoids are set upon at sea by FOUR Royal Navy ships.

Jurm does his best to trade cannonfire and keep the Christopher's Cross afloat, while Nathaniel and Dash attempt to board a ship by themselves, only to be trapped in a battle of wits with the enemy ship's cannon crew.

Meanwhile, Nero has teleported himself, AceBuzz, Gugnir and Eldeth aboard a Royal Navy Destroyer, and has disabled the crew with magical Black Tentacles. Just when the ship seemed taken, Mordecurr herself appears from below deck, executes her own captain for incompetence, and is immediately set upon by Nero's magical Mad Monkeys...

Strap in, folks, these seas are about to get a little choppy on this episode of Dump Stats!

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S2E18 - Sleepless In Sea Battle II: Get Your Ship Together

August 14, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The battle begins! 

After barely navigating the Christopher's Cross through a sudden storm, the ship is attacked by cannon fire!

Nathaniel and Nero teleport to the bridge after making a shocking discovery about their families, specifically, Nate's mother. But, its all in vain if they don't survive the battle.

With their allies all the way back in Arkalia, can the Bad Humanoids survive this battle at sea?

Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

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S2E17 - Sleepless in Sea Battle Pt. I

August 7, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...

The Christopher's Cross is set upon by a sudden storm at sea as the hunt for the traitor continues!

Jurm attempts to steer the ship through a deadly storm, while Nero has a out of body experience. Nathaniel confronts AceBuzz and Dash about their meddling with Nero. And Nero and Nathaniel trade some very important pieces of information!

All this and more on the explosive first act of Sleepless in Sea Battle! 

Only on Dump Stats!

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