S3E30 - The Lidless Eye

June 18, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... Sam Elliot does a Brimley's spot. The Bad Humanoids continue to investigate their surroundings. They seem to be in a scene from another world's history, but the similarities to their own are too close for comfort. As they search for more of the Wondrous 8...they have a run in with the illusive and mysterious Wraith...

Also, the gang critiques art.

What does it all mean? Where is it all going? Find out tonight on Dump Stats!


S3E29 - The Reluctant One

June 11, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... after surviving the Hellevator, and locating the weapon Paxbringer, the Bad Humanoids look to locate more of the Wondrous 8. The gang goes to a dinner party! Nathaniel dances. Nero can't seem to flag down a waiter. Jurm learns that all worlds are racist, and as usual... the gang splits the party.

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S3E28 - Hellevator Pt. II

June 4, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... "'Assemble the Wondrous 8 and do what I could not...' - Wraith" - Michael Scott.

With these instructions, the Bad Humanoids descend into the void on a creepy elevator. They are set upon by a pack (gaggle? pod? school? murder?) of vicious undead vampires. Just when they think the battle is won, a new arrival appears to turn the tide against the Bad Humanoids...

Witness the gripping conclusion to the Hellevator adventure!


S3E27 - Hellevator Pt. I

May 28, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids are going down. Down a rickety old elevator that is! Their quest through the Basillica takes them down into the darkness, and shows them a glimpse of another band of adventurers who may have preceded them. And more than a glimpse of some baddies in the depths...


S3E26 - A Short Rest (Please Leave a Message)

May 21, 2018

After their battle with Shardoq 2.0, the Bad Humanoids take a break. Bob, John, Rob and Mike record their voicemail greeting. Nero gets a message from Aleis. Jurm and Nate contemplate the impossible.

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S3E25 - Shardoq Pt. II

May 14, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... Its the end of stage 2 of the Basillica. What awaits for our heroes between the last two sections? Why does this damn place have so many floors? Will they ever find the answers they seek? Does the title give away the episode? 

All this and more on Dump Stats!


S3E24 - Send the Guardian

May 7, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... After their reality bending experience in the last room, the Bad Humanoids press on. Loyalties were tested once again, and once again, the Bad Humanoids held firm.

The Guardian, the Heraphim, the Metatron? The Falcon and the Snowman? Smokey and the Bandit? Who the hell is who? On this episode, we may FINALLY get some answers! One this is for sure, we are all starting to get a sense of deja vu...



S3E23 - Reality Check

April 30, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... After their refreshing dips in the waters of the last room, the Bad Humanoids share their newfound insights. Jurm makes a speech, Nathaniel weathers a storm, and Nero reads an unusual clock.

How will their new changes affect the party dynamic? Will Jurm ever rage again? Are Nero's pyromaniac days behind him? Will Nathaniel give up the grift life?

Find out tonight on Dump Stats!!


S3E22 - Going to Water

April 16, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats...after learning more about Nero's connection with the Carrion Queen, and barely escaping the wrath of the Five Headed Dragon, Nero decides to call in some help, and summons a Genie. 

In the next room, Jurm has a crisis of faith, and nearly turns against his own allies. Alliances are tested, wishes are granted, beers are opened, and as always, taxes are filed. What will await them further in the Basilica of St. Jermaine?

Find out on Dump Stats...


S3E21 - Funny Business

April 10, 2018

Tonight on Dump Stats... The Bad Humanoids nurse their wounds after their perilous battle with the Five Statues. After pulling out his literal trump card to defeat the beast, Nero learns about his connection to the Carrion Queen from Bean Hilltopple. With Mirantha severely injured, the Bad Humanoids plan their next move, and push forward into the basilica. 

This week... Jurm takes notes, Nathaniel opens up new class options, Nero summons a creature, and Sneak takes a power nap. Later, the Bad Humanoids make their wishlists, and as per usual, endure a crisis of faith.

Thanks for listening!