S2E23 - That Is The Question…

September 18, 2017

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After burying their companion and guide, Eldeth, the Bad Humanoids mourn in the only way they know how...BOAT PROM! During this pre-battle, post-funeral, Dwarven Wake of sorts, the Bad Humanoids have a magical night under the stars. 

The next morning, they take flight in the Drake's Sigh with a heading toward New Gampshire, to reclaim Nero's seat family home. Along the way, the gang shares secrets, makes plans, and gets into general Bad Humanoid-esque hijinx!

What will be waiting for them at Gampstead Heath? And who? Will their plan succeed? Do they have a plan? 

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S2E22 - Funerals

September 11, 2017

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The Bad Humanoids bury their companion Eldeth, their traitor AceBuzz, and their feelings with alcohol and song. Its a pretty heavy episode. Get ready dawgs.

Nero investigates Stellan's old book. Nathaniel and Sneak discuss their family history, Jurm reminds the crew that he's cool and the Bad Humanoids make a plan, a real plan this time, guys! 

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S2E21 - The Calm After the Storm

September 4, 2017

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We got a dead body over here! With the hunt for the traitor among the Bad Humanoids over, a new hunt begins: the hunt for the person who KILLED the traitor! It never ends! With Mordecurr's true nature revealed, the Bad Humanoids have their work cut out for them. 

Nero learns a new spell, Nathaniel broods, and Jurm and Gugnir share a pint (barrel) of Royal Ale. 

Out of game, some of our wonderful listeners say their farewells to Mike as he whisks himself away to the mountains. 

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S2E20 - Tiny Little Crying Man

August 28, 2017

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The battle is over. The Bad Humanoids are victorious...but at what cost?

Eldeth Smashington has perished, AceBuzz is arrested for treason, and the Christopher's Cross has been lost to Hambone's Pocket (this universe's equivalent of Davy Jones' Locker (it sunk)).

The Bad Humanoids get comfortable on their new ship, captured Royal Navy Destroyer Alfonso V, and begin their interrogation of AceBuzz. AceBuzz claims "the Devil made me do it" and blames his traitorous actions on Jeff of Wizard House, who is known to have the power to control the wills of others. Could it be true? Or will he say anything to escape justice?

Ace claims that he is haunted by visions of Jeff, and has no memory of his deception. He claims Jeff is in the very same room right now, even though he has been presumed dead for some time...now who does that remind you of?

Meanwhile, Mordecurr rots in the brig, awaiting her own interrogation. Who is she? Where the heck is her heart? Thats not a metaphor, she literally has no heart! Where is it? Who knows?

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S2E19 - Sleepless In Sea Battle III: Hambone’s Pocket

August 21, 2017

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The gripping conclusion to the epic Sleepless In Sea Battle series. After being betrayed by one of their own, the Bad Humanoids are nearly hanged by Royal Officer Mordecurr, a very serious individual. Now, after narrowly escaping the gallows, and learning some secrets about their parents, the Bad Humanoids are set upon at sea by FOUR Royal Navy ships.

Jurm does his best to trade cannonfire and keep the Christopher's Cross afloat, while Nathaniel and Dash attempt to board a ship by themselves, only to be trapped in a battle of wits with the enemy ship's cannon crew.

Meanwhile, Nero has teleported himself, AceBuzz, Gugnir and Eldeth aboard a Royal Navy Destroyer, and has disabled the crew with magical Black Tentacles. Just when the ship seemed taken, Mordecurr herself appears from below deck, executes her own captain for incompetence, and is immediately set upon by Nero's magical Mad Monkeys...

Strap in, folks, these seas are about to get a little choppy on this episode of Dump Stats!

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S2E18 - Sleepless In Sea Battle II: Get Your Ship Together

August 14, 2017

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The battle begins! 

After barely navigating the Christopher's Cross through a sudden storm, the ship is attacked by cannon fire!

Nathaniel and Nero teleport to the bridge after making a shocking discovery about their families, specifically, Nate's mother. But, its all in vain if they don't survive the battle.

With their allies all the way back in Arkalia, can the Bad Humanoids survive this battle at sea?

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S2E17 - Sleepless in Sea Battle Pt. I

August 7, 2017

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The Christopher's Cross is set upon by a sudden storm at sea as the hunt for the traitor continues!

Jurm attempts to steer the ship through a deadly storm, while Nero has a out of body experience. Nathaniel confronts AceBuzz and Dash about their meddling with Nero. And Nero and Nathaniel trade some very important pieces of information!

All this and more on the explosive first act of Sleepless in Sea Battle! 

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S2E16 - New Book, Who Dis?

July 31, 2017

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After narrowly escaping execution on Sol Dominica, the Bad Humanoids set sail as fugitives once again. Accusations fly as Nathanial, Jurm, Nero, Dash and Eldeth all hunt for the traitor in their crew.

Jurm an Nathaniel team up to interrogate crew members, while Dash and Nero butt heads over his deadly new heart-bursting spell Fatal Forfeiture.

Someone has their hand in the proverbial cookie jar, and they might not get it back...

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S2E15 - Hearts of Darkness

July 24, 2017

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Nathaniel, Dash and Eldeth race towards the gallows as Jurm faces down his executioner. Meanwhile, Nero works his way through the crowd and plots his own rescue attempt, all while being plagued by visions of dead men.

Jurm rages and laments the loss of his favorite tusk. Nathaniel practices his musketeering skills, and Nero tries out his new spell. 

The Bad Humanoids are in a big pickle, and they still don't know who betrayed them, but one thing they all agree on...snitches get stitches.

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S2E14 - Orc Snapped

July 17, 2017

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The Bad Humanoids begin their long walk to the gallows, as Nero scrambles to plan an escape. With no news of the rest of the crew, Jurm, Nate, Dash and Eldeth are on their own. Also, Nero tries out a new spell, while Jurm works on his crowd work. 

Also, Bob, Mike, Rob and John improvise a Tom Waits song!

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!

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