S2E18 - Sleepless In Sea Battle II: Get Your Ship Together

August 14, 2017

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The battle begins! 

After barely navigating the Christopher's Cross through a sudden storm, the ship is attacked by cannon fire!

Nathaniel and Nero teleport to the bridge after making a shocking discovery about their families, specifically, Nate's mother. But, its all in vain if they don't survive the battle.

With their allies all the way back in Arkalia, can the Bad Humanoids survive this battle at sea?

Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

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Sound effect credits to: Daniel Simion, Mike Koenig and Mark DiAngelo!



S2E17 - Sleepless in Sea Battle Pt. I

August 7, 2017

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The Christopher's Cross is set upon by a sudden storm at sea as the hunt for the traitor continues!

Jurm attempts to steer the ship through a deadly storm, while Nero has a out of body experience. Nathaniel confronts AceBuzz and Dash about their meddling with Nero. And Nero and Nathaniel trade some very important pieces of information!

All this and more on the explosive first act of Sleepless in Sea Battle! 

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Sound effect credits to: Daniel Simion, Mike Koenig and Mark DiAngelo!



S2E16 - New Book, Who Dis?

July 31, 2017

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After narrowly escaping execution on Sol Dominica, the Bad Humanoids set sail as fugitives once again. Accusations fly as Nathanial, Jurm, Nero, Dash and Eldeth all hunt for the traitor in their crew.

Jurm an Nathaniel team up to interrogate crew members, while Dash and Nero butt heads over his deadly new heart-bursting spell Fatal Forfeiture.

Someone has their hand in the proverbial cookie jar, and they might not get it back...


S2E15 - Hearts of Darkness

July 24, 2017

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Nathaniel, Dash and Eldeth race towards the gallows as Jurm faces down his executioner. Meanwhile, Nero works his way through the crowd and plots his own rescue attempt, all while being plagued by visions of dead men.

Jurm rages and laments the loss of his favorite tusk. Nathaniel practices his musketeering skills, and Nero tries out his new spell. 

The Bad Humanoids are in a big pickle, and they still don't know who betrayed them, but one thing they all agree on...snitches get stitches.


S2E14 - Orc Snapped

July 17, 2017

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The Bad Humanoids begin their long walk to the gallows, as Nero scrambles to plan an escape. With no news of the rest of the crew, Jurm, Nate, Dash and Eldeth are on their own. Also, Nero tries out a new spell, while Jurm works on his crowd work. 

Also, Bob, Mike, Rob and John improvise a Tom Waits song!

All this and more on this episode of Dump Stats!


S2E13 - Fatal Forfeiture

July 10, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats...It's a Trap! Well, it was a trap! The Bad Humanoids were ambushed by Royal Guards as they made port in Sol Dominica. Nathaniel, Dash, Eldeth and Jurm are sitting in a cell, while Nero made a hasty escape by casting Invisibility. His magic use may have backfired, though, as he was once again knocked unconscious and whisked away to the Purple World.

Can Nero wake up in time to save the day? What secrets will he learn in his cosmic travels? Can the rest of the Bad Humanoids escape their captivity? Who is the mole in the Christopher's Cross Crew?

All these questions, and even more on this episode of Dump Stats!



S2E12 - The Christopher’s Double Cross

July 3, 2017

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The Christopher's Cross sails for Sol Dominica, an island of merchants on the way to Candera. As the Bad Humanoids stop here to resupply, the Drake's Sigh and the Old Crone head back to Arkalia, to find the missing crewmate, Georgie. 

Nathanial and Dash go undercover. Jurm starts a fight, and Nero goes to the bathroom! Nathaniel gets a letter from his mother, and Gugnir stays in the bullpen. The Bad Humanoids meet another Governor! All this and more on tonights episode of Dump Stats!



S2E11 - On Screen (or Just Us Lamps)

June 26, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero makes a splash at the Captain's Meeting, and defends his decision to meddle with the gods. Nathaniel and Dash keep a secret from Jurm and the other captains, and also share a tender (awkward) moment. 

Jurm and Nero have a private conversation, and later Nathaniel prays to nothing. Acebuzz and Nero also talk about Jeff. There is a lot of talking in this one! The Bad Humanoids go on an Exposition! Get it? Its a play on "expedition."

More conversation! We should call this Conversation Stats, am I right? Or Talking Dumps!

Thanks for listening everyone!



S2E10 - Daddy Issues (or Happy Father’s Day)

June 19, 2017

Tonight on Dump Stats... Nero is the prime suspect in the murder of a crew member aboard the Christopher's Cross. Apparently, the gods don't like being called upon by drug dealing, halfling, burned out wizard pirates. Who'd have thunk?

Nathaniel and Dash spend some quality time together, while the Captains Crowley have an awkward family reunion.

With a Captain's Meeting drawing near, the Bad Humanoids are in quite a conundrum! Are they loyal to the crew? To Nero? Or no one but themselves? Also, what the hell happened to Georgie! 

Find out tonight on Dump Stats!

Happy Father's Day to all you Dad Humanoids out there!


S2E9 - Unusual Suspects

June 12, 2017

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After a dead body is found on the Christopher's Cross, the Bad Humanoids investigate, and Nero becomes a prime suspect. His defense? A god did it. 

Nero's cosmic meddling may be more trouble than it's worth...but at least Jurm gets to do his best Law & Order bits on this brand new episode of...Dump Stats!